NOTE: This is light-hearted satire, not to be taken seriously.
I'm grateful for my time at OpenAI, working on the future of Artificial General Intelligence, but I have found it slow. Breakthroughs happen slowly, sometimes with years in between! It's a tad bit boring.
Hence, I'm leaving OpenAI to build Time Travel.
With Time Travel, we can go to the future, and come back with the greatest AI Models that will ever exist! Already pre-trained on all the books that will ever exist, all the movies, code, songs, blog post and things said by idiots on reddit! It will be an AI paradise, which is how I already have backing from big investors!
Datacenters will be instead Time Machine-Centers, which are bigger and consume more resources than regular datacenters! To deal with the enviromental impact, we will put your brain into a robot body controlled by AI, for only $999,999,999,999.99!1
We're not limited to the future, you can also go to the past, and make Jurassic Park in real life! Wouldn't that be cool and exciting?